Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I LOVE ARSENAL FC

The football season is over but we just can’t stop talking about the goals scored and the matches won and yadi yadi ya. I love Arsenal football club. I think it all started with Henry and his fine self. Whenever we (Arsenal) were playing you’ll find at least 8 cute guys on our team and I’ll find myself blowing kisses at them.
Then I started asking questions and actually learnt a lot about this game where grown assed men would run around a field chasing a small ball.
I loved this club so much dat I wouldn’t eat when we lost a match and my sisters would go “abeg oo, don’t kill urself”.
I prayed to God to please bless mi with a man that was an Arsenal supporter. But God wasn’t having none of that, he blessed mi with a ManU supporter. Arrrgh imagine our arch enemies. So now it has become
“hey girl u r either wit mi or against mi” or
“A girl has to support her man 110%”
and I go, “I support you baby, it’s just that I love watching Arsenal play. I mean, I met Henry b4 I met u now sho”.
So people, because am trying to make things work in this new relationship should I allow trivial issues like this blow it up ( I mean its not like Arsene Wenger be mi papa or anything). On the other hand, I feel like am loosing my personality if I succumb. And of course, there is always the possibility of us breaking up and 10mins later I meet someone else that is a West ham supporter, do I then move to be a West ham supporter.
I need help!!!

Sunday, June 24, 2007

SISTERHOOD- DOES IT REALLY EXIST!!!




“Ooh I did your boyfriend, ooh I did your boyfriend
And your boyfriend is gonna make me his lady
I cook better than you
I dress better than you
And I sex better than you
Yeah I did your boyfriend”

As I sat in my car, listening to this sister blurt out this madness, I thot to myself, “Can sisterhood ever be revamped”. I don’t know who sang the song but I was really irritated and sad about it. And it kinda got me thinking……

Underneath all the glam, makeup and gal talk I sometimes wonder if we girls really got each others back. You know the way guys do. How come it isn’t the same way with girls?

I love my friends don’t get mi wrong, but with girls there is always competition- we say something and really mean the opposite.Here goes.........

Nice dress –We mean - who the fuck does she thinks she is flaunting her shape
Nice shoes- We mean - Who dash monkey, I’m sure it’s her sisters/cousin uhn borrow borrow
You’ve lost weight, you must let mi in on ur secret - we mean - “kai, owu done blow dis girl ooo she looks sick, abi she done get Aids
Nice sunglasses - we mean - Aristo chick she done work her butt off to buy glasses
Your makeup is so nice - we mean – hmm, see as she resemble masquerade, bet she did it in the dark.
And the list goes on.........

With guys it’s totally different, when a guy says nice shoe to a fellow guy he really means it and he’ll probably ask where he got it from so he can go there and buy his.

With the ever declining sisterhood, I don’t know if it is possible to revamp the attitude of these females.

Women just feel that we are in a competition with the female next door. Imagine your husband having a female friend. This type of competition can run u amok. If you have insecurities about your sense of identity and talents, then you may fell she’s treading on your tuff.
And there is also the case of the mother in law that has forgotten she used to be a daughter in law. We women just love to make life difficult (like its not difficult enuf already) for our fellow sisters.

So the question bloggsville is can we ever refurbish our declining sisterhood!!!

Another one joins the bandwagon!!!

Hello bloggsville....
uhm just decided to start blogging since i now have free internet in my office and home.
Also, to write and share my stories up in herrr.
Hope i can keep up tho.See yaa