I LOVE ARSENAL FC

The football season is over but we just can’t stop talking about the goals scored and the matches won and yadi yadi ya. I love Arsenal football club. I think it all started with Henry and his fine self. Whenever we (Arsenal) were playing you’ll find at least 8 cute guys on our team and I’ll find myself blowing kisses at them.
Then I started asking questions and actually learnt a lot about this game where grown assed men would run around a field chasing a small ball.
I loved this club so much dat I wouldn’t eat when we lost a match and my sisters would go “abeg oo, don’t kill urself”.
I prayed to God to please bless mi with a man that was an Arsenal supporter. But God wasn’t having none of that, he blessed mi with a ManU supporter. Arrrgh imagine our arch enemies. So now it has become
“hey girl u r either wit mi or against mi” or
“A girl has to support her man 110%”
and I go, “I support you baby, it’s just that I love watching Arsenal play. I mean, I met Henry b4 I met u now sho”.
So people, because am trying to make things work in this new relationship should I allow trivial issues like this blow it up ( I mean its not like Arsene Wenger be mi papa or anything). On the other hand, I feel like am loosing my personality if I succumb. And of course, there is always the possibility of us breaking up and 10mins later I meet someone else that is a West ham supporter, do I then move to be a West ham supporter.
I need help!!!